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January 23, 2007 at 2:30 pm (⌡Rated.Retarded⌠)


LESSON 5

The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. Each organ took a turn to
speak up:

Brain: I should be in charge because I run all body functions.

Blood: I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.

Stomach: I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.

Legs: I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.

Eyes: I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it’s going.

Asshole: I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.

All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad.

To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.

Day 1 – Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 – Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 – Legs got
cramps and became unstable
Day 4 – Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 – Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.

*MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE “ASSHOLE” THAT IS IN CHARGE.*

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2 Comments

  1. stella said,

    hahaha, read this before, so cute.
    and i dont see you online!
    but i want passwords to previous entries! 😦

  2. slashmylove said,

    haha to all who reads this. the previous entry about me moving has nothing in it, except that i got my period during work. that’s all! lol. previous entry? i’ll tell you when you ask. muahaha.

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